• I babysat a friend’s eight year-old daughter, who told
me that in ten years time she’ll be an adult, “… and I don’t ever want to be an
adult, Leah! I never want to grow up! I want to be a kid forever!” … You and me
both, sister! The only difference is you’re still living out your childhood.
• I'd love to send the guy that booty called me last
night the following text message:
“Hey [name]. I am enquiring how I can opt out of your booty call mailing list. (… I’d also like to learn how I got on that list, considering I am not interested in you one bit. However that’s a different enquiry all together)”
• Never trust someone that doesn’t show an open-smile
picture of themselves on their online dating profile. Chances are they are
hiding a set of braces, bad teeth, or even worse, no teeth at all! … This
one was learnt from experience.
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| You know this guy definitely doesn't show teeth on his dating profile |
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I really dislike online
dating.
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Dating is like finding a
needle in a haystack. It’s also pretty prickly.
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| One of the very many excellent shots of Amy Poehler in her book 'Yes Please' |
• I’ve recently treated myself to Amy Poehler’s book, ‘Yes
Please’. I’ve only read the first few pages, but I am so impressed with the
genuineness and hilarity of Amy Poehler’s words. You get a very real sense that
the words on the page came from her mouth, and the struggles she went through
writing the book were real. Also the book so visually well thought out and well
worth a look!
• If I wear my hair in a top bun, I have these short little
curly tuffs of hair that resembles a Jewish orthodox boy.
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| Evidence that I resemble a Jewish orthodox boy. #CurlsGetTheGirls #UnfortunatelyNotALesbian |
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Social media is both my
friend and the devil also.
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I’ve really missed
blogging and cannot wait to get back into it.
Beyoncé Would Be Proud x
