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| The babe that is Carrot Top |
Distracting or trying to get my attention isn’t a difficult task. Instantly
start clapping and I’ll happily be wearing an ear-to-ear grin and excitably join
in with you. I’m simple-minded person, easily enthused and entertained by the
smallest things. However if you want my absolute attention - walk past me
sporting a pair of aesthetically enhanced breasts, fake lips or an unnaturally
tightened face and honey, I’m yours.
I can’t pinpoint the pivotal moment in my life when my fascination for
bad plastic surgery started. However I do remember as a young child discussing with
my mother about how people with plastic surgery would decompose, as I literally
thought they were going to the doctor’s to be transformed progressively into
Barbie and Ken dolls. I have since found out otherwise.
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| Real Life Barbie and Ken doll (aka Justin Jedlica and Valeria Lukyanova) |
My mother discouraged me from bad-mouthing celebrities that
had plastic surgery, only to confess to me that I have gone under the knife also! Shocked and appalled, I accused my
mother - who was meant to be my responsible guardian - of negligence and stormed
off in rage.
Eventually I forgave my mother and bonded with her over ‘Awful Plastic
Surgery’, a no longer existing website that exploited victims of well … it is
pretty self-explanatory.
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| Teenage runaway bride, Courtney Stodden Famous for her DD's and marrying 51year old Doug Hutchinson at the tender age of 16 If you have the time like I do, I highly recommend you Google her |
I found this obsession for the subjectively overdone, aesthetically
enhanced plastic surgery victims was the only interest of mine that remained
consistent and flourished over the years.
For me seeing a victim of bad plastic surgery is the equivalent of
seeing a zoo animal on the street. Instead of fear, I would be in awe and amazement
like it is something I have never seen before. I would stare at the creature,
marvel at their glory and wonder if it is real. I would then starting wondering
what their motives for getting plastic surgery done, question what percentage
of them was real and fake and what they’ve had done.
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| Mamie Van Doren … Should I mention she is 83 years old? |
There is no doubt in my mind I would react to them the same as a creepy blind
man meeting someone for the first time.
Personally I wouldn’t go to the extremes of getting work done for vanity
purposes*
… I like having breasts small and humble so that you don’t confuse them with
mountains. Although I do appreciate those that make the extreme decision to go
under the knife to alter their look, I find it a bit disconcerting that they haven’t
grown to love and appreciate what they’ve got and maybe that’s why I find bad
plastic surgery so fascinating.
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* Now would be a good time to mention that the plastic surgery I had was
when I was 2 or 3 years old and my skin got caught on concrete steps.
Apparently I was unconscious, got plastic surgery to heal my wound and have a
scar from it next my left eye.
